Justin Trudeau made a shocking announcement today.

Immediately following Stephen Harper’s announcement that a re-elected Conservative government would build on its National Anti-Drug Strategy, Justin Trudeau came out blazing, claiming that he would not only legalize marijuana, but street drug crystal meth as well.

“For too long under Stephen Harper, Canada has adopted failed Republican anti-drug policies,” he explained at a campaign stop. “I’m happy to announce today that a Liberal government would push for full legalization of crystal meth.”

Many pundits immediately questioned the rationality of legalizing one of the, if not the, most harmful and dangerous drug available. In response, Justin insisted “I am here to help the middle class – including the middle class that uses crystal meth. After 10 years of Stephen Harper, we can’t afford to not legalize crystal meth.”