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Just when you think you’ve seen it all, something new comes along and blows your mind.

Local man Paul Marrone has already decided who he is voting for in the next election – which is still over a month away!

“Yes, I definitely have my mind made up,” he told MetaCanada. “I’ve looked at the issues, heard the party leaders speak, and made an informed decision. I’m content with where I’ve landed.”

When reminded that the parties still have plenty more time to make promises and announcements that may very well change his mind, he remained adamant.

“I’ve made my decision and I’m sticking with it.” he replied defiantly.

Despite the fact that none of the parties have released their official platforms, Paul maintains that he is both happy with his decision, and certain that he is voting his conscience.

He went even further – “I may even cast a ballot at the advance polls, before the campaign period has even come to a close. That’s how confident I am with my choice!”

While most Canadians will be listening to speeches, watching debates, poring over the party platforms, and making smart, rational, informed, non-partisan, and level-headed decisions in the lead-up to October 19, Paul has already made up his mind.

Incredible!