Author: License To Shill

10 New Explosive Leaks from the Omar Khadr deal

Metacanada.ca has just received an exclusive leak from within the negotiations between the Trudeau government and Omar Khadr’s legal team. You’ll be as giddy as a jihadi after Ramadan when you read these explosive insider secrets: 10. Justin Trudeau refused to make the deal if he couldn’t apologize Apparently neither the government lawyers, nor Omar Khadr wanted the apology. The focus on all sides was on coming to a dollar figure that everyone could live with. Justin Trudeau personally intervened to say that he was either going to be able to make an apology, or there would be no deal. 9. Senator Romeo...

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CANADIANS OUTRAGED THAT KHADR WILL ONLY RECEIVE 4000% OF COMPENSATION GIVEN TO SOLDIER WHOSE LEGS WOULD HAVE BEEN BLOWN OFF BY THE IED’S KHADR BUILT

Submission by guest contributor “Kids say the Khadarndest Things” TORONTO, ONTARIO – Leaked news of the Omar Khadr settlement has drawn the ire of many Canadians. The payment of $10.5M for the hardship he endured during his detainment for assisting Al-Qaeda operatives originally seemed fair and reasonable, but Canadians’ attitudes are quickly turning. It has come to light that the payment to Khadr is only a meager forty-two times the amount that was paid to a soldier who became a double amputee due to an Improvised Explosive Device that was built by an Al-Qaeda cell similar to the one...

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Time to be Proud Canada we’re turning 150

Canada is the greatest nation on the planet. Be proud of it Canadians! “Pride” shouldn’t only refer to degenerative parades and wanting to have sex with people the same gender as you. Pride should be what every Canadian born in the country feels because we are the products of generations of ass-kicking, nation-building warriors. Whether you’re descended from the English, the French, or you’re aboriginal/Metis (which is just aboriginal and French, we can stop pretending they’re some sort of magical people now) you come from the people who turned the largest uncivilized wilderness in the world into the greatest...

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Man the Fuck up Canada

It’s time to man the fuck up Canada. Men in our country have been pussies so long that some of them have literally started believe that they’re not men at all, they’re actually women. You need to be strong Throughout the history of our country we’ve relied on men to go out to war and defend our sovereignty when the country asked. Now women can fight for our country too, which is great, but it doesn’t mean the men can start acting like girls. Men used to work in factories, on farms, or in other jobs that toughened them up....

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New Alt-Right Gestures and Hand Symbols

The alt-right, a German term (das alt-reich) that made it into mainstream North American dialect refers to a diverse group of people from all races, religions, and genders that share one thing in common… They’re all white nationalist fascist Nazis. You don’t want to be a fascist nazi do you? Alt-righters are all around you, plotting for the destruction of honest politicians like Crooked Hillary Clinton, Angela “Murderer of Europe” Merkle, and Barack Hussain Obama. They communicate to each other using a number of secret codes like drinking milk or posting pictures of cartoon frogs on the internet. Noted...

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