Author: License To Shill

Hey Conservatives, Global Warming is Real…. AND IT’S YOUR FAULT

Guest Editorial by Left-wing Commentator Licence to Virtue Signal. I know you hate science, CONservative. I know that “If it’s not in your Bible” then it must not be real. Well guess what, I F**king Love Science so much I repost articles from them on Facebook without even reading the article. I like science, in a non-hateful way. The only times you like science is when you transphobically say that “having a penis makes you a man”. Well I have a penis, and do I sound like a man to you??? Checkmate atheist. However, this article isn’t about me feeling morally superior to you. My...

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Dear Left People: You are the Bad Guys Now

Hey person on the political left, whether you call yourself a progressive, a socialist, a liberal or a unicorned pony. I know you think you own the moral high ground but you don’t… and you haven’t had it in a while. Honestly at this point you are the bad guys, and it’s at an almost cartoonish level. You have your own gangs of armed thugs Antifa is a group of armed rioters who actively try to halt free speech and stop people from exchanging in the marketplace of ideas. They burn books and buildings, they pepper spray unarmed people, and...

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Let’s take a minute to laugh about how sad the NDP leadership race is

The NDP is a joke. Their leadership race is the equivalent of a priest, a rabbi, and a Newfie trying to be the first person to walk into the bar. Nobody really cares who wins, the party will be a distant third choice in the next election regardless, but as opposed to the Conservative leadership race the field has ZERO recognizable names. The rules to run for leadership are almost as stupid as the candidates themselves and the party cares more about being progressive than being electable. The LEAP Manifesto Last year the NDP officially threw away their chances...

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Paul Fraser: I want the Minister of Fisheries and Oceans to review my Snow Crab Proposal

Have you ever wanted anyone to review your proposal so badly you’d be willing to go to jail? Paul Fraser has, he’s shouted his message from the rooftops and he’s been to jail for it, but Damnit… The Minister of Fisheries and Oceans is going to review his Snow Crab Proposal, come hell or high water. MetaCanada.ca is proud to have an exclusive interview with this Canadian hero. Fraser is a 56 year old fisherman from South Bar, Cape Breton. He’s also an entrepreneur, hiring people to work his ship while he fishes for lobster every spring. When Fraser...

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Wikileaks: Liberal Party of Canada hacked CPC Leadership race

Wikileaks has just released documents that prove the Liberal Party of Canada is hacking the Conservative Party of Canada’s Leadership race by running a Liberal Party insider as a candidate. The plan involves attracting enough support from Liberals and NDP members to nominate the insider as CPC leader, but then to vote either Liberal or NDP at the election anyways. Not much is know about the hack other than the code-name of the operation: Conservative Hopefuls for Ottawa Never Governing (C.H.O.N.G.). Nobody is sure who the infiltrated leader is or what his or her motives could be but this is putting the entire party...

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