Author: License To Shill

Refugees illegally enter Canada to prove to Trump they’re not all criminals

As hundreds of refugees leave the safe country of America to illegally enter the safe country of Canada, many have just one thing on their minds. “Proving Donald Trump wrong.” says 34 year old Somalian Mohammed Bin Leabin. “He says that refugees are all terrorists, criminals, and dangerous but he’s so wrong. That’s why I hired a human smuggler to drive me to within yards of the Canadian border so I could sneak over and claim refugee status.” After Donald Trump put a controversial ban on Muslims from seven predominantly Muslim countries, refugees already in America and not understanding how...

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Why punching Richard Spencer Matters

A mob of actual fascists calling themselves Antifa (which unironically stands for Anti-Fascist) punched white supremacist and all around asshole Richard Spencer in the face a few days ago. The media universally applauded this violence, including Canada’s own propaganda outlet, the CBC. It’s been floating around the internet as some big heroic movement, and dank memes were created to celebrate this douchbaggery. But this matters, and its only going to get a hell of a lot worse as time goes on. There is a planned and deliberate strategy in place by the progressives who cannot win by democracy, so they must...

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The 2016 Neckbeard Awards

  Ladies and Gentlemen, boys and girls, old stock Canadians and refugees of all ages, welcome to the FIFTH ANNUAL METACANADA NECKBEARD AWARDS!! Nobody thought we’d be around this long, but that’s what they said about the Reform Party of Canada and look at us now! We have a fantastic show tonight friends, such a fabulous show. It’s going to be Yuuuge! I’m LicencetoShill, your host for tonight’s activities but we sure as heck have a star-studded line-up tonight, with celebrities and political figures including Donald Trump, Justin Trudeau, Lauren Southern, Hillary Clinton and many more. Alan Thick was supposed to present an award tonight but he has been very rudely ignoring my calls lately. Folks, metacanada is the best subreddit on the internet, and Metacanada.ca is fast becoming the greatest website on the internet according to my latest askjeeves search. I want to thank everyone for voting, for nominating, and for making metacanada “one of the best subreddits out there.” Our first award of the night is for Most Butthurt Subreddit of the Year. There were many qualified nominees for this prestiguous award; /r/Canada, /r/metametacanada, /r/Canadapolitics but none were as overtly, and viciously butt hurt as our award winner. Here to present the award, via tweet, is none other than President Elect Donald J. Trump: Congratulations /r/againsthatesubreddits, I hope one day you’ll see the irony in your name. And thank you Donald, we here...

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Why was everything so Friggin’ Awesome for the last twelve months? BECAUSE IT’S 2016!

What a time to be alive! After a horrible 2015, where everything had to be gender-equal, terrorism spread but only islamophobia was attacked, and we lost a great leader in Stephen Harper to a man-child in Justin Trudeau, 2016 first looked like it was going to be the same globalist, progressive, western-civilization destroying garbage that 2015 was. But as winter started melting away the snow and the leftist BS, a new world emerged. This new 2016 world is great for everybody, including the SJW and progressives who are just too stupid to realize it.

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Where is Canada’s Holocaust?

December 7, 1970. A day Justin Trudeau has thought about his entire life. “The Germans call it Warschauer Kniefall,” he tells me staring out the window of his downtown Ottawa office at the people he now leads. “It’s the Holy Grail of national apologies and the official apology of the German people for the holocaust. It may have been the greatest national apology of all time.” Trudeau’s eyes tears up a little bit as he speaks. Over the past year as the Parliamentary correspondent for MetaCanada, I’ve gotten to know Justin at a level most people never have a chance...

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