Author: License To Shill

How to React to a Terrorist Attack in Canada

With so many Americans planning on moving to Canada after Donald Trump wins the election, and terrorist attacks worldwide increasing (for no reason whatsoever), it’s time to brush up on the Canadian way to respond when one of these terror attacks happen. Step 1: Act Confused about the Cause of the Attack Don’t let common sense or history dictate the possible cause of this terror attack. Ensure that you pretend to be completely oblivious to the potential causes, even after facts start coming out that the attacker is named “Omar” or “Mohammed,” or even that they shouted “Allah Akbar” before the attack...

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A History of Cuckery – Canadian News Stories about Donald Trump

  Now that he’s the presumptive nominee for the Republican Party (and tied with Hilary Clinton in Presidential polling), Canadian news outlets are forced to stop treating Donald Trump as a joke. But that hasn’t always been the case; the Canadian media not only didn’t believe Trump could win, they did it with such a smug arrogance that makes you wonder why tax-payers give them so much money. Without any further adieu let’s look back at some of the best of Canadian cuckery. CBC The Cuck Broadcasting Corporation (Justin Trudeau’s personal media outlet) has always been the worst offender with “pundits” from both...

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CBC releasing new Syrian Refugee App

The CBC is not taking long to spend that extra $650 million dollars the Liberal government allotted to them in the recent budget. Next Friday CBC is releasing the Syrian Refugee 2016 app for iPhone and Android devices. Riding on the success of feel-good, low quality, “news” stories such as “Syrian refugees experience hockey for first time”, “Refugee family checks out Tim Hortons for the first time”, “Syrian children takes first toboggan ride”, and the very popular “Syrians skate on ice for the first time” this app appears destined for success. The premise of the app is simple: first you...

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