Metacanada is not a serious news source, ergo our content should not be taken seriously.

Metacanada.ca strives to sieve Canadian topics through a humorous, satirical, and sometimes immature lens. It is possible you may stumble upon our content and not like what you see. If that is the case, we are getting pretty close to hitting our mission. Also, maybe you shouldn’t be here. Have you ever Googled “lulz cats.” Maybe you should. Or hell, take up knitting. Best bet for the professionally offended: live as insular a life as possible so other people can exercise their positive liberties.

Much of our content might seem nearly factual, accurate, or even reaffirm your world view.  Chances are, it is a complete fabrication of the facts and is little more than parody. Should  you be upset by the content you come across, we encourage you to contact us.  Chances are, we might actually read it.  

The content on Metacanada is meant to be accessible to all, funny to most, and offensive to some.  In enjoying our site you discover material that is of copyright belonging to you, please note that this was purely by mistake.  Please feel free contact us.  and we can address those issues quickly.

When in doubt- contact us. Alternatively, Don’t contact us